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Oha..oha..sweet.

When i started out with this blog. I intended not to copy a post from somewhere then have it as a full post. (though i know at one time i would quote someone) I never thought it would be this soon. But for pure entertainment value. I'd let this one go. Enjoy and feel free to add! I am sure there is more. I dig all sorts of one liners so this isn't going to be the last post about one liners.


1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko...
++ Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
++ Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.

3. Uy papicture tayo!
++ Para ma-develop tayo!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?
++ Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

5. Can i take your picture?
++ Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

6. Exam ka ba?
++ Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

7. Lecture mo ba ako?
++ Lab kasi kita.

8. Centrum ka ba?
++ Kasi you make my life complete!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
++ Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
++ Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
++ Kasi type kita.

12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.
++ Coz i can't last a day without you!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
++ Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?
++ Single kasi ako eh.

15.Me lisensya ka ba?
++ Coz you're driving me crazy eh.

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
++ May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
++ Coz all i ever think of is you.

18. I'm a bee.
++ Can you be my honey?

19. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
++ Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

20. Am i a bad shooter?
++ Coz i keep on missing you.

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
++ Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
++ Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?
++ Because you give meaning to my life.

25. Bangin ka ba?
++ Nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo.

26. Pustiso ka ba?
++ Kasi, can't smile without you.

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
++ Maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

28. Me butas ba puso mo?
++ Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!

29. Anung height mo?
++ Ha? Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko.

30. Hey, did you fart?
++ Coz you blew me away!

31. Sana "T" na lang ako.
++ Para I'm always right next to "U"

32. Are you Jamaican?
++ Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!

33. Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
++ BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

34. Ako ay isang exam.
++ Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

35. Favorite Subject mo ba Geometry.
++ Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

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Let me also add a few one liner i could think of right at the moment:

36. Hindi ka ba napapagod?
-Palage ka kasing naglalaro sa isip ko

37. Huli ka! pero hindi kita isusumbong
-kahit ikaw nagnakaw ng puso ko

38. Ingat ka! baka kapag nadapa ka mamatay ako
-kasi hawak mo ang puso ko.

39. Bingi ka ba?
-bakit parang hindi mo naririnig ang sigaw ng puso ko?

Ang dame pa nian eh. meron din ako naalala mga patok na one liner: Quotable kowts

Hindi baling tamad, hindi naman pagod - Tado

Si Sam Milby, Gwapo na nagpapacute pa- Jay ata ng Kamikazee

Bakit mo naman gagawin ngayon iyong pwede mo naman gawin bukas? - Spongebob Tagalized

bakit ba lahat na lang ng sinasabi ko ginagawang kowts? -bob ong


OUT for now...

Comments

  1. ayos tong mga quotes mo ah!! so funny!! gamitin ko nga siya sa aking soulmate ehehe!! nalagay mo na ba link ko sa blogroll mo? ^^

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  2. Wahahaha i thought so too...sige add mo na ako. add kita. salamat sa comment.

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  3. BOMBA!!!...
    na link na kita..!

    BOMBERO KING

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  4. haha! dami mo palang pick-up lines. epektibo ba mga yan?? LOL!

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  5. Chikletz..ahahaha medyo epektib naman eh..lols kaya kahit nakakahiya eh go lang lols

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